just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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