How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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