when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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