Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
