I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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