just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Your penis caused this!
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