Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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