I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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