does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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