I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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