Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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