I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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