The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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