so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
