Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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