He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she pinky promised me she was 18
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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