Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
