whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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