Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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