guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
