doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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