So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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