If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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