it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Soap is not a condiment
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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