I am puke
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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