Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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