lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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