we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My bed smells like the plague
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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