STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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