I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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