oh god the rape fog is back!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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