We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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