Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sorry about my life...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dick very happy bro
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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