I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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