your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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