i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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