All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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