I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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