i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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