then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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