what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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