If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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