I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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