Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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