easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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