i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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