When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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