Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
