That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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