He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
